I don't know if this is real, but apparently rumblr is like grindr but for fights. You can taunt each other online first to get into the mood.
These people will put a tweet into cuneiform (Persian from circa 500 BC), bake it onto clay, and post it to you. This is some consolation for the fact that it looks like you can no longer get one of Kanye's tweets hand embroidered to order.
I tried singing this song to my cat. She immediately left the room. I respect her for that.