Lady Mary Wortley Montagu's Summary of Lord Lyttleton's 'Advice to a Lady':
Be plain in Dress and sober in your Diet;
In short my Dearee, kiss me, and be quiet.
Stooshe have released a single called Love Me which is a de-ruded version of their song F*ck Me. They start off with simple word substitutions like "Your play's fine but I ain't got the time" but towards the end they run out of invention and one of them just shouts "explicit" at particular points. This quite a good way of dealing with rude words in songs, I think.
These break dancers are fantastic: