Tumbleweeds

I thought of another way of spending money, but this one's more frivolous. It's called "Text a Tumbleweed". You just text a premium-rate number, and someone delivers a tumbleweed to you for a nominal fee. It's in a van equipped with a powerful fan in case you need help getting it to tumble. It would be for those occasions when you feel the need of a tumbleweed to express yourself.